me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

lacigreen:

that’s basically all you need to know about sex anyway

(Source: penicillium-pusher, via catscrew)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

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oknope:

“SCHOOL” has 6 letters. there are 180 days in the school year. times 180 equals 10801080 minus 414 is 666. that means school is satan. 

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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helioscentrifuge:

bushyringtail:

karla69rodriguez:

cupquakemoon:

benjoyment:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

The dream

Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad

the fact he could carry this with one hand…

it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey

helioscentrifuge:

bushyringtail:

karla69rodriguez:

cupquakemoon:

benjoyment:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

The dream

Why does this only have 2 notes I’m mad

the fact he could carry this with one hand…

it’s sitting on the table you absolute bean-counting toweljockey

(via clubbedsoda)

phils-ass:

I don’t care what you think but Dan is the cutest little shit ever

(Source: youtubers-ugh, via catscrew)