Hello there ((((:

August 31, 2014 at 11:14pm
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Reblogged from unshaped

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

image

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11:11pm
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Reblogged from folwer
nomeygrabbinbootysince1997:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

STOP YOURE MAKING ME SHIP A FUCKING PLANTI ALREADY SHIP COUNTRIES I DONT WANT TO SHIP PLANTS

nomeygrabbinbootysince1997:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

STOP
YOURE MAKING ME SHIP A FUCKING PLANT
I ALREADY SHIP COUNTRIES I DONT WANT TO SHIP PLANTS

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11:03pm
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Reblogged from banging-ashtons

banging-ashtons:

OH MY GOD WHY

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11:03pm
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Reblogged from gettingmildlysuggestive
comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

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11:02pm
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11:01pm
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Reblogged from sizvideos

thebxb:

*ten years later*

"And that’s when I fell in love with your mom"

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11:01pm
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Reblogged from freakharmony

"phil lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but thats okay because he has a lovely personality. - dan"

"dan howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and hand scowl and sand owl - was created when a woodland creature had a baby with liam payne from one direction - phil"

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10:13pm
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Reblogged from tortillas
tortillas:

freedom

tortillas:

freedom

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fucking-landshark:

philipllester:

this is the best thing the phandom has made bless

im s CREAMING

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8:13pm
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Reblogged from dennys
meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

denny’s what the fuck do you even advertise

meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

denny’s what the fuck do you even advertise

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